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An exploratory factor analysis, using a parallel analysis approach, uncovered six motivations to use Tinder: Love, Casual Sex, Ease of Communication, Self-Worth Validation, Thrill of Excitement, and Trendiness.

All paid amounts must include a comma in their total) 3.)What is your credit score? 6.) Whose comeback album are you anticipating more? A happy meal box, a toy that won’t choke children under the age of three, a coupon c. _________________________ 16.) Are you a midget/vertically challenged person? If you are funny, are you sure people are laughing with you and not at you? Yes No (If you respond yes to this question, the 24 Hour fitness on Slauson is hiring…please refer to 24 NO NO’S Note) 20.) Do you know the significance of this year for [African American as a people]? Please reapply in 2108) AND THE OH SO IMPORTANT QUESTION 21 21.) Do you enjoy the show “America’s Most Wanted”? ____________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ 9. Oh yeah, I guess I should ask if you will be good to her....kind of deserves it. " I will come to you if and when I choose, not the other way around. I like to take a sip from time to time and it freaks her out.Notably, the findings call for a more encompassing perspective on why emerging adults use Tinder. Name _____________________________________ I don't really care, but she might. Occupation __________________________________ All I really want to know is if you are able to keep me in the manner to which I have become acustomed. With regard to age, the motivation Love, Casual Sex and Ease of Communication were positively related to age.

Finally, Tinder motivations were meaningfully related to offline encounters with Tinder matches.

Whatever currency is in my [Friend’s] purse (If you chose (a), it may work, but anytime I smell sand, I have a sudden urge to start reciting…If you chose (b) or (c)…get out) 9.) Please write the make, model and year of your current mode of transportation ________________________________________________________________ (If the answer to this question is Los Angeles MTA 2008…you already know what I am going to say) 10.) Do you have any collections listed on your credit report? Yes No 12.) Are you so close to your mother that her room is down the hallway from yours because you still live with her? Yes No (If you do have children, please make sure that they are well behaved, and even then, your acceptance is on a case by case basis. Yes No (If you are a midget, please note that you are limited to ace clubs only, and even then you may not have a chance) 17.) Have you ever, or will you ever, have a grill on your teeth, but no gas in your car? Yes No (If you respond yes to this question, is the reason you like the program because you are often the star of the show? If yes…ummm…we are no longer accepting applications for this position.

Yes No (If you chose yes, please stop filling out this application and set up a payment plan. If you owe someone else, you might end up owing me too, and we cannot have that. Yes No (If you answered yes to this question and you are a grown ass man, get a UHaul in 30 days and get on…and please don’t try to flip it and say that you are taking care of her, because we have all heard that one before. Each [girlfriend] has a personal preference that they must exercise) 14.) Can you read……. Please reapply in sixth months with a drug test, a parole officer and a note from your local church saying that they trust you with the collection plate.) Of course, gentlemen, each application is subject to approval of my [friends], so you may get by on a pass…but probably not…

Name:__________________________________________________________ Birthday:_____________________________________________ (If born [10 years before she was born,] just go ahead and stop right here Pops, unless you have a credit score of over 800 for all three credit reporting agencies) SSN:___________-___________-_________________ Questions 1.) What is your highest level of education? All we need to do is make sure that you can match your clothes correctly and speak using proper English. Taye Diggs (If you responded (a) or (b) to this question, SLAP YOURSELF IN THE MOUTH!

_____________________________ (If below a Bachelors Degree, please STOP, unless you have a credit score of over 800 for all three credit reporting agencies) 2.) What is your current occupation? Equifax_______________ (Please note, anything less than an 800 is subject to further review. Also, please list the names of 20 of your single friends who have the same credit score as you…there are people waiting to meet them). The correct answer is [Insert Any One of My [[Girl’s] Names]. Fugees (If you responded (a), you might be a little too thuggish to kick it with my [girl.] If you responded (b), you might have a little too much freak in you to kick it with my girl, but then again, I know some who wouldn’t mind…If you responded (c), you just might make it, but don’t get your hopes up). I’m hungry (If you chose any of these, just stop filling out the application…seriously) 8.) Some essential items to have for a romantic date are a.

But hey, if you want to get with my [girls,] you need to be top quality, so try to do better.